What do you call 19 SEO groaners? This blog post.
What’s likely to get your ship sunk by pirates?
What do you call a dating service for chauvinist lesbians?
What does a chiropractor fix?
What do you call a dating service that only collects a fee when two people hit it off?
Pay per click.
What do you call a girl with big boobs on a trampoline?
High bounce rate.
What do you call it when a tapeworm has you over for dinner?
What do you call it when twins are pleased?
What does a links superhero wear?
What do you call it when the prey hunts the hunter?
What do you call a game where touching the person makes them NOT it?
What does an annoying nitpicker call a game where touching the person makes them NOT it?
What do you call a squire at the top of the stairs?
A landing page.
What do you call Zelda in lingerie?
What do you call driving into London?
What is “king of kings”?
A meta title.
What do you call it when you and a small band of Spartans fend off an army of Persians?
A 301 redirect.
What do you call chatty psychics?
What does an evangelist drink out of when partying hard?
A conversion funnel.
What do you call a man with six fingers on one hand?
This article was originally written by Simon Abramovitch.